Swimming Pools...Movie Stars is the eleventh episode of the third season and 56th episode overall.


Will and Grace pose as millionaires interested in buying the townhouse of Sandra Bernhard. Meanwhile, Karen attends stepson Mason's swim meet; and Jack becomes obsessed with a Ricky Martin scooter and Britney Spears platform shoes on eBay.




  • Sandra Bernhard (Herself)
  • Mitch Kaplan (Mitchie)
  • Pamela Tyson (Joan)
  • Cheryl White (Cheryl Bricker-Fossberg)
  • Shondra Olds-Whitlow (Girl)
  • Thi Nguyen (Mei-Lihn)
  • Molly Bryant (Realtor)
  • Susie Geiser (Mom #1)


  • Sandra Bernhard is one of executive producer Jhoni Marchinko's best friends.
  • The song Sandra is singing upon entering the apartment is Windmills of Your Mind.
  • Will, Grace and Sanra Bernhard sing Midnight Train to Georgia.

Cultural References


Good lord. I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't somebody just pee directly on me? Karen

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