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The Needle and the Omelet's Done is the 7th episode of the fifth season and the 99th overall.

Synopsis

When Grace accompanies Leo to dinner with some "friends," she doesn't realize that he's tricked her and instead introduced her to his real parents -- and she soon regrets her earlier salty dialogue and suggestive attitude.

The Birth of the McFarland Method

Jack is again confronted by Zandra -- his gruff acting teacher -- when he tries to showcase his meager talent in a class while a willing Will joins Karen in subjecting to a Botox facial injection.

Cast

Main

Guest

Quotes

Jack:It's finally happened. My fame has reached a new level. I just got recognized on the street.
Will:Jack, someone yelling "queer" from a passing car is not a fan.
Jack:You didn't hear the way they said it.

Oh, Will, someone was asking about you in the elevator. Yeah, it was your youth, and it wants its shirt back. Karen

If I had known 50 years ago that I would be working with young actors like these, I would have hanged myself. Zandra

Zandra:What in the hell is this, bitch?
Jack:What do you mean? I'm acting.
Zandra:Oh, is that what that smell is?

People, Mr. McFarland will be teaching your classes tomorrow. Those of you who are lucky... will die in your sleep. Zandra

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