Zandra is Jack's acting teacher.


Zandra was teaching an acting class at The Learning Annex where Jack attends. She has made a reputation for treating her students cruelly, such as pulling their hair[1], and putting a cigarette out on their eyes[2].

Actors' Retirement Village




If I had known 50 years ago that I would be working with young actors like these, I would've hanged myself. The Needle and the Omelet's Done

What the hell is this, bitch? While Jack is actingThe Needle and the Omelet's Done

This better be good. You're taking time away from my slow, agonizing march toward death. Went to a Garden Potty

If I still smoked, I would take my Parliament and stick it in your eye! Oh, what the hell. I'm just gonna jab you with this dirty fork. Went to a Garden Potty

I still remember the night that Don Ameche tied me to this radiator with my bra. Flip-Flop: Part One


  1. Prison Blues
  2. Blanket Apology